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Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

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At Meow Store we enjoy cats. We welcome any cat jokes or cat stories you would like to share with us and hope to give you a chuckle with what we offer here. 

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"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

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A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!  

 

Cats don't get into mischief,     Cats ARE mischief!

Kitty Whiz Cat Toilet Training Kit

(That's funny!)

A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, "How many times?"

"Quotes"

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."    - Colette

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."                                       - English proverb

I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that ...     -Steve Martin

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!

~ Author Unknown

Cat Weather Lore

  • A sneezing cat means rain on the way, and three sneezes in a row portends a cold for the cat's human!
     
  • A cat running wildly about, darting here and there and clawing everything in sight means wind or a storm is on the way; when the cat quiets down, the storm will soon blow itself out.
     
  • Cats washing over their ears has long been held to foretell rain; the old rhyme goes 'When Kitty washes behind her ears, we'll soon be tasting heaven's tears.
     
  • A cat which rolls over and over in the grass, claws the ground and behaves in a skittish manner, is indicating that a brief rain-shower is on the way.
     
  • When the cat is restless and moves from place to place without settling, it is foretelling hard winds.
     
  • A cat who sits with its back to the fire is said to be a portent of frost.
     
  • When a cat spends the night outdoors and caterwauls loudly, it may be foretelling a period of several days' bad weather.

The cat could very well be man's best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it.